what is love jedi uncensored?
Love Jedi- Episode 1: Uncensored is a live immersive experience in which the audience and celebrity guests watch and comment on the sketch parody podcast, Love Jedi, where the hosts, OskiRon Kenoski & Darth Hater, provide the best or worst love advice in the galaxy. Each episode features skits, commentary, and a live musical performance. Love Jedi- Episode 1: Uncensored is what happens when Kevin Samuels meets, Star Wars, and the Chappelle's Show, with your favorite indie film stars. It's a great time! Stay Tuned!
Cast
Crystal Da Doll, Don Brumfield, Chyna, Ro Spit, & Ron O
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We are looking for real people with great personalities to comment on the following relationship scenarios.
- READ the scenarios and record a ONE MINUTE video commentary about what you would do, or what you would advise someone to do in this scenario. ONLY CHOOSE ONE. Be as colorful as you want, but NO HATE LANGUAGE.
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SCENARIOS
Love Jedi Ep. 1
Title: I gave him the cookie, he gave me a baby, and made me the mistress. What would Yoda Do? I don't want to lose him but I also don't want to end up like Kim Kardashian!
Dear Love Jedi,
Two years ago, I met my future husband. He was tall, dark, and handsome. He was sweet and thoughtful, and though I tried to hold out, I eventually gave up the cookie and we had a baby. The problem is this… the whole time we were dating, he was supposed to be finalizing his divorce and until this day, it hasn’t happened. Now, I’m technically stuck being a “quote on quote” home wrecker but it’s not like that. I didn’t know he was married at first, but when I found out, it was too late. I want to be with him but at the same time, I feel like I might have to leave him if he doesn’t make up his mind. I just don’t want to end up like Kim K., a single mom with a confused baby daddy. What should I do?
Love Jedi Ep. 2
Title: Love & Marriage-I wonder if Al Bundy ever got tired of Peg not giving him the booty?
Yo Love Jedi,
My wife and I have been married for 22 years. Needless to say, our sex life ain’t what it used to be. My wife is still a nice looking lady but her sex drive and my drive don’t crash… if you know what I mean. I’ve tried listening to boring stories about her friends to be more romantic… I even buy her flowers every once in a while. I’d buy a boob job if she wanted one… to make her feel better about her body. Honestly, I don’t know if it’s her or me. I’m thinking about going the $40 route… Would I be wrong? Isn’t sex supposed to be an important part of marriage?
Love Jedi Ep. 3
Title: I have the LeBron James of peaches and my roommate wants a taste. He's a virgin and wants to practice with me so his girl won't know. Should I let him go for the slam dunk or pass?
Ok so I live with a male friend. Up until this point our relationship has been platonic. We’re like love and basketball without the love part. In fact, I prefer women, and he knows that so he’s never crossed any lines with me. Now, don’t get me wrong, I still like men too, and he’s cute, but I really never thought about him like that. The other day he asked me to come into the living room because he needed some advice. He told me that he was a virgin and his girl was ready to give him some. He was nervous and wanted some pointers. I did my best not to laugh but this was the funniest thing I’d ever heard. Then out of the blue he asked if he could practice with me. That caught me off guard. The truth is, I wouldn’t mind helping him out, but I know I got that good, good, and once I give it to him, it might change things. What do you guys think? Should I let him go for the slam dunk or pass altogether?
Love Jedi Ep. 4
Title: I'm the Denzel Washington of Sugar Daddies but I think my baby is messing with these young boys. I know she wants my money but I can't handle disrespect. Should I let her go or do my thing too?
I’m a fly older guy. I have me a “fly young thang“ that I take care of. I thought we were exclusive but I’m starting to think she is for the streets. Now I don’t like the disrespect but I really want this to work. Should I just let her go, or should I do my thing too?
Love Jedi Ep. 5
Title: Single White Woman Looking to Bag a Black Man like Michael Jordan or Jay-Z.
Dear Love Jedi,
I love Black Men! I am a 24 year old single white female without any children. I’d like to date an athlete or someone famous. I don’t just want to be a groupie, but a real girlfriend and hopefully one day a wife. How do I get these guys attention without coming off like a… you know… a floozy?
Love Jedi Ep. 6
Title: My Ex-Husband is Marrying my Childhood Best Friend. We have kids and the whole thing feels very awkward. Am I being petty by not letting my kids attend the wedding? What would Kanye West Do?
Hey Love Jedi… I thought women had a code like the guy code but I guess I was wrong. My ex is marrying one of my best childhood friends and I’m not handling it well. I don’t want my kids to attend the wedding because I feel like it’s a little disrespectful what these two clowns are doing. And before you ask, they both were aware of me and my friend’s relationship because I introduced them to each other at my high school reunion. This is such a bad deal. Am I being petty with the kids… or am I justified by the circumstances?
Love Jedi Ep. 7
Title: I'm Dating a Married Man and he wants to divorce his wife and marry me. I just want to be the Popeyes Red Beans and Rice, not the Fried Chicken! What would Wendy's say?
Love Jedi, why do men always ruin a good thing? I’ve been dating a married man for 3 years now. (Don’t judge me!) Everything has been great. We have our fun and he goes back home to his wife. A few months ago he decided that what we were doing was wrong all of a sudden and he wants to make me an “honest woman”, his words, not mine. But I like being a dishonest woman. I don’t want to wash his dirty laundry and cook meals for him everyday! Should I stall him out in hopes that he’ll let go of this fantasy or do I just break it off with him now? - Love Sunshine!
Love Jedi Ep. 8
Title: She is Halle Berry in 1999 Fine but her Food Taste Like Kibbles & Bits! Should I tell her or keep quiet?
Love Jedi, listen. My new girl is stupid fine! I mean like Halle Berry in her prime fine. The other day she invited me, my homeboy, and his girl over for dinner. She made this big spread. I’m talking fried chicken, greens, cornbread, yams and mac & cheese. I’m thinking I hit the jackpot. Bruh, I was ready to put a ring on it until I take my first bite of the chicken. My guy must have felt the same way because we locked eyes at the same time with the same level of disgust. His girl was too nice to say anything, but you can tell she took one for the team too. Dang her yams was gross, but her yammy yams was everything I could wish for. Should I tell her that her cooking sucks… or just keep eating it with a bottle of tums so I can keep getting the yum?
Love Jedi Ep. 9
Title: This is not a Tyler Perry Movie! But I am in love with my Fiancèe's sister and I don't know how to tell him! How should this movie end? Should I shoot my shot like Kobe Bryant in Crunch Time?
Love Jedi, I love watching Tyler Perry Movies… as of late, I feel like my real life is becoming one! I am a bi-sexual woman and I am engaged to a wonderful man. It’s just one problem… I think I am in love with his sister. Since we’ve been engaged, I’ve developed a strong connection with her and from time to time, it feels like she’s feeling me too. I’m thinking about breaking up with my future husband and maybe proposing to my future wife! How should this movie end?
Love Jedi Ep. 10
Title: My cougar girlfriend dumped me for an older man. I've been her Lamborghini... now she wants a Rolls Royce. How do I get my girl back?
Yo Love Jedi, I’m 25 years old and like older women. I had been dating this beautiful 45 year old lady for about 6 months and things were great until she said she couldn’t be in this type of relationship anymore. When I asked what that meant, she said she needed a grown man and was moving on. No other explanation. A week later, I see her with an older cat… gray beard, nice suit and everything, right. So I step to her to see what’s happening and she tells me, you were cool for something fast and short, but I need something long and steady! What does an older guy have to offer that I can’t? How do I get my girl back?
Love Jedi Ep. 11
Title: I've been a Bad Boy like P. Diddy off of too much Cîroc! My wife and my mistress are pregnant at the same time!
Ok, I am not a good person. I know this. But I love two women and they seem to be ok with that so far. The problem is that they are both pregnant and I want to raise my kids in one house. My side piece is all for it because she didn’t really want a baby… it just kind of happened and I don’t believe in abortion. My wife on the other hand is pissed by the idea. I mean their due dates are super close. I figure we can go underground and pop up with twins, know what I’m saying. I know she’s embarrassed but men make mistakes. How do I convince her to embrace our blended family?
Love Jedi Ep. 12
Title: My Dad Hates my Black Boyfriend. My dad was always talking about Martin Luther King but is not with the Dream! Think Oprah Winfrey can help us?
Dear Love Jedi, I love Black men! My boyfriend is so sweet. He treats me very well. We’ve even been discussing marriage. I recently invited him to a family dinner. My parents said they marched during the civil rights era but as soon as my man sat at the table, my dad put his White privilege hat on. At first, I thought it was just that, “This is my daughter, I have to be mean” thing, but then he said, “It’s ok for you guys to hang out and have fun… but I don’t want any Oreo cookie babies!” My boyfriend was so hurt. He left in tears. I’m so mad at my dad! How could you believe in Martin Luther King’s dream and not want to see it realized. How do i get my dad to apologize?